Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/Rules:1) Switch to "All regions"2) Switch to "1"3) Only one pokemon per question4) Tag one person when you're finished0) This is you
Awesome!! I'm a giant red crocodile!1)This Pokemon is your best friend
Don't know much about this guy, but cool.. I mean hot?2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
What a sleazy boss3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Don't know what kind of project this will be, but I know it'll be fun 4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
I know I never liked Stantler, but here's a very good reason!6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend
Yeah! Fuzzy bear hugs!7)This Pokemon is your Ex
wow... accurate on so many levels8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Widget! Why?9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
aww cutie :310) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--!11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
This shouldn't make me happy... but it does >_>12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
You don't wear shoes! Give them back!!13)This Pokemon died by your hands
HE DESERVED IT!! -runs-14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Man's best friend15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
Yay! More puppies 16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
I don't know how to feel about this...17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Creepy... please stahp18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
Tecy, I found your pet!
19) This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
20) This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
21) This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
I don't think this is gonna work out...
22) This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
You're tiny a cute... and a little terrifying.
23) This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Well, at least I'm used to eating animal hair every meal...
24) This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Why do you hate me?
25) You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Aww... I can live with this X3
26) This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
.... blow your nose first
27) This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic way.
.... no... oh god
28) This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
cute! A mascot X3
29) This Pokémon will kill you slowly and painfully:
those eyes will haunt me forever O_O
30) This Pokémon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
.... I think this is accurate for this pokemon >_>
31) This Pokémon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
yeah! A ninja will save my life!!
32) This Pokémon secretly touches you in your sleep: